Jamie Bamber is a veritable steamroller, flattening anyone who stands in his way with his six-pack.   He beat Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers by a 40% margin.

Now, this next contestant has had some negative press lately, what with allegations of doping and whatnot.  He also dumped Cheryl Crowe, which I have always thought was a bad move, but then again, what do I know? Anyhoo, we’re here to judge objectively on the pretty pictures, not on good behavior.

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Jamie Bamber is ripping his competition to shreds, leaving Chris Gorham and his nerd glasses far behind. 

This next competitor has never been shy about going shirtless.  He has a bit of an unconventional look, but many ladies consider him to be quite high on teh hawtness scale. Not to mention the Red Hot Chili Peppers are a mighty good band.

Let me tell you, this part of my job never gets old.

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Better late than never, eh? Hey, it’s still Friday where I am.

Not suprisingly, our Brit Jamie Bamber won the “towel-only” round against Eddie Cibrian. 

This round, I don’t have a towel photo, but I’ve got a shirtless one.  I do it because I love you. Really.

Our next contestant is best known for his work as the nerdy/ultimately jerky boyfriend on Ugly Betty, but when his shirt came off, da-yum.  If that’s what they all look like underneath, give me a nerd any day of the week!

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LL Cool J is on his way up to the Celebrity Dad Hall of Fame, which I must say, is way cooler than being raptured.  Seriously.

Today I’ve got two new contestants for you to ogle vote upon.

Ahem.

If you missed the awesomeness that was the new Battlestar Galactica (just ignore that last episode) then Jamie Bamber is someone you probably won’t recognize.  He’s English, though, and did such a convincing American accent that I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard him talking in an interview.  And looky, no shirt! My, how did that happen?

Our next actor is someone you probably are familiar with, although to be honest, I can’t remember the names of any of the shows he was on.  But, the man definitely works out.  Eddie Cibrian made a bit of a splash when he left his wife to marry LeAnn Rimes, and as far as I know, that’s what he’s most famous for to date.

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LL’s abs of steel need just one more victory to send him upwards into the CDF Hall of Fame.

Will this contender be the one to end his streak?

He is sort of known as being “Mr. Mariah Carey” but damn if he isn’t a cutie. He and his wife recently welcomed twins into their family. I will remain mute as to the choice of names. Hey, look at how well he wears a suit!

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Dave Grohl really surprised me.  I thought he would be left in the dust, but he managed to garner a fairly amazing 47% of the vote.  I guess you guys are digging the scruffy-sexy look.  Me?  I can’t stand scruff.  I think the only man that can get away with it is Hugh Jackman, and that is just barely.

Today’s challenger comes to you from our favorite commonwealth, Puerto Rico.  He is a huge Latino popstar, but I’m sorry to say I hadn’t heard of him until I stumbled across his picture.  And what a lovely picture it is, no?

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Oh man, that was a close one.  Brandon Flowers and LL Cool J were pretty much neck and neck for the entire week, and then somehow, LL managed to eke out a couple more votes to make him the victor.  But by a pretty tiny margin.  Sorry Brandon!  LL and his abs live to see another poll.

Today I’ve got another man of rock.  He began with some inconsequential group called Nirvana, and is currently the frontman for the Foo Fighters.  I loathe Nirvana and love the Foo Fighters, so go figure. 

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To paraphrase class factotum, no, there really wasn’t a contest.  The man who I will always call LL Cool J no matter what he may call himself, crushed David Arquette like a small, inconsequential twig.  I think possibly one person voted for Mr. Arquette, but I really do hope that he and Courteney can work it out.

Today I’ve got another musician, albeit one who is completely different in every way, from build to beats.  He’s the frontman for the indie-ish band The Killers, and my is he purty.

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