For some reason, I only recently Google street-viewed my own home. I mean, I know what my own house looks like, right? So I felt no urge to look at in on the internet.
But, lo and behold, what did my eyes see on my front lawn?
A bunch of crud that the Munchkin left out (he has a horrible habit of not picking up all of his outside toys, or maybe he was still playing with them for all I know) that makes our house look less than, ah, dignified. Nope, that large neon yellow dump truck doesn’t stand out one bit!
Compare that to the pristine lawns of my neighbors, and it is clear that one of these things is not like the others.
Thanks, dude, thanks.