In a decidedly anemic round of voting, Mark Ruffalo won out over Gabriel Aubrey and his killer cheekbones.

Today I’ve got a fairly hot Hollywood property, what with being in Thor and Snow White and the Huntsman, to name just a few.

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It isn’t often that a celebrity death particularly affects me, but when MCA of the Beastie Boys passed away recently, I did shed a couple of tears.  He was a brilliant lyricist, a father of a beautiful young daughter, and definitely died too soon.

Screw cancer, seriously.

But this, this brought a smile to my face.  And one of my favorite songs from them, too.  Beware, kids with guns for those that don’t like that sort of thing.

Well, Cam Gigandet gave it his best, but wasn’t able to pull past model Gabriel Aubrey.  Sorry, Cam!

Today I’ve got someone who I have greivously omitted in the past.   I just saw 13 Going on 30 for the first time last week, and slapped my forehead with a big d’oh that I’d forgotten this actor existed.  Not to mention he is also in the upcoming Avengers movie.

So, here you are.

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To no one’s great surprise, Cam Gigandet won out over David Schwimmer by a fairly large margin.  Not completely embarassing, but close.

Today I’ve got a babydaddy who is more of a celebrity-by-association, as the mother of his child is world famous.  But the man can sure wear a suit.  Good job, Halle, in ensuring his genetic material will live on. Although a definite sad face for their ongoing custody battles.

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The real Ben Browder won out handily over David Blaine, and thus shall ascend to the vaunted CDF Hall of Fame.  Maybe I should start handing out cigars to the winners?

So I’ve got a brand new set of papas for you today.

The first is an actor who was apparently on The O.C. and was in Easy A (fantastic movie!) and Twilight  (crappy movie!)but isn’t someone with a huge amount of name recognition.

The second is also an actor with quite a bit of name recognition, although has faded out of the spotlight since his uber famous sitcom stopped airing.  But there’s always reruns!

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Ben Browder needs to win just one more CDF to place himself in the Hall of Fame.  Will it happen?  Or will our next challenger boot him out of nirvana at the last second?

You tell me.

Our next competitor is best known for his stunts, although he claims to be a magician.

Also, I thought you could use a six-pack for the weekend.

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Hello.

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

Ben Browder, dark horse that he is, keeps on trucking.  He handily beat bazillionaire Jay-Z, who I think is OK with that, seeing as how he is a bazillionaire and all.

Today I’ve got a half Polish, half Indian actor best known for starring in the almost-cancelled Community.

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Hey, the real Ben Browder won! Good for you, real Ben Browder!

Now the real Ben Browder is going up against a big-time music mogul and billionaire.  Who just so happens to be married to Beyonce.

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