Yes, it’s time for everyone’s favorite Monday morning Friday caption contest result posting.
The image:
The winnah:
gemdiva Says:
July 31st, 2009 at 11:57 pm
That child proof cap on Mummy’s valium, isn’t.
Our champ gemdiva lines up another trophy. That virtual trophy case must be pretty stuffed by now, eh? Here’s something restorative to put in it: Yvresse Champagne perfume, by YSL.
We are back from the land of the Blogathon flu and feeling somewhat like the below:
Captions in the comments, as always.
And we’re announcing our winner from last week’s Lady Kermit pic:
John Pruitt Says:
July 24th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
You’re going to have go go through a lot of frogs before finding your prince.
Congrats and imaginary swag to John for his first win in our highly-competitive caption contest. What shall we hypothetically present to our champeen? For wet and wild times, what could be better than this snazzy skimboard
Oooooooooh, Miss Piggy’s gonna cut her!
By my calculations, if a Kermit doll is $70
The image is unspeakable, so of it we will not speak. The winner is unbeatable, and so we will not beat her. Because she wouldn’t like it, and she would send us to our rooms, that’s why.
Glinda Says:
July 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Rhonda decided that if she was going to have to change dirty diapers, she would do in style, dammit.
So as to avoid charges of a fix, we will forgo the normal presentation of hypothetical swag to the winner and instead will present the following to the subject of the photograph, who could surely use something tasteful to keep off the chill of our collective scorn: the Diane Von Furstenberg golden brown ring chiffon ‘Kynthia’ tunic coverup from Bluefly.com:
Captions in the comments, coverups in the Quonset hut.
Our most recent Caption Contest is our most hotly-contested one in memory, and the competition was as tight as money back in the day when this picture was taken. After much thought and not a little Bombay Sapphire, we’ve chosen a winner from among the many worthy entrants:
Frontier Former Editor Says:
July 12th, 2009 at 2:16 am
Pepe, you idiot! First you forget the cherry tomatoes, feta cheese and onion quarters, and now you don’t even brush them with olive oil after you spit them!
Congratulations and imaginary prizes to FFE for what is, I believe, his first win in our illustrious contest. Now, to the virtual presentation of the hypothetical swag: in this case, we’ve chosen the snappily retro Jaxon Rude Boy hat from TheVillageHatShop:
You know what to do, so do it in the captions:
What’s happenin’, dudes and dudettes? We’ve got a dy-no-mite winner of our groovy Friday Caption Contest, and that’s no jive.
Frontier Former Editor Says:
June 28th, 2009 at 8:50 am
The founding meeting of Celebrity Families With Children Having Gender Identity Issues . . .
Congratulations and imaginary swag to Frontier Former Editor. And now, for the presentation of some suitably swinging swag. Give a feverish welcome to the groovaliciousPUMA Cell Meio in oh-so-fashionable orange.
