Things I Hate: Justin Bieber Dolls
Thursday, September 30th, 2010By Glinda
He looks a whole lot beefier in doll form, doesn’t he?
Teen idols are NOT supposed to have doll versions of themselves just in time for the holidays.
They just aren’t.
If you are at an age where you are still playing with Barbies, then I’m not sure you should know exactly who Justin Bieber is or desire a plastic facsimile of him.
Because we all know the “experiments” done with dolls, and nothing good ever comes of those.
And if you are at an age when you are no longer playing with Barbies, then you owning the plastic version of the object of your affection is all sorts of wrong in more ways than I can count.
Although I do have to say they seem to have gotten the blank stare just right.
When Biebers attack!