This is What Sixteen Looks Like, Folks…
By Glinda
This is formerly wholesome teen star Miley Cyrus on the “green” carpet before the Teen Choice Awards. Not exactly the outfit I would have hoped for.
This is an even less wholesome Miley Cyrus performing on the Teen Choice Awards. It has been claimed that it technically isn’t a stripper pole because it is on top of an ice cream cart, but since when did ice cream carts have poles on them? Semantics, says I.
Remember when everyone thought this was bad?
August 12th, 2009 at 7:20 am
It also looks like this.
August 13th, 2009 at 7:34 am
At least she got all the way to 16 before trotting out that look.
August 13th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Hate to say “told ya so”, but I called it when the mostly naked pics came out. Next stop the green carpet at your friendly neighborhood teen rehab center. It’s sad, but I’m afraid, true.