And we love Stila, too! One of my fave brands has come out with a new line of cosmetics based on Barbies from different eras. They sell as a set consisting of a Lip Glaze, a mascara, and a eye shadow palette. These are all placed in a Barbie “paint can” which itself will probably become a collector’s item.

I like these ever so much better than the Smurfette Collection from Too Faced. I think the colors are much more wearable and practical. So unless you are a Barbie hater (and I know y’all are out there, and I get where you are coming from) go ahead and have some big girl fun!

Barbie Loves Stila 1959 #1 Ponytail Doll

Barbie Loves Stila 1971 Malibu Doll

Barbie Loves Stila 1980 Foxy Doll

Barbie Loves Stila 2000 Jewel Doll

Longtime BoingBoing readers (and we know you’re out there, rocking the monitor tan and Threadless t-shirt look when you think nobody is looking)  will be familiar with the concept of the Unicorn Chaser, a cloyingly adorable picture of a unicorn, often posted after something so horrible that readers have cried out in anguish at the sheer psychic pain of realizing such things could be.

This is something so horrible that readers have cried out in anguish at the sheer psychic pain of realizing such things could be.

This is a unicorn chaser.

And this is a unicorn chaser you can apply any time, any where, to any site on the web: Cornify instantly adds unicorns, rainbows, and/or glitter to the revolting website of your choice. Add the code to your own blog, put the button in your browser bar, or just click below to lay one on ol’ TeenyManolo.

Cornify. It makes the bleak tundra of the rest of your sentence on this obscure, doomed planet just a little bit more bearable.