Captain Jack, Flashed!
By raincoaster
Oh, kids today! The crazy hijinks they get up to! Why, I’m sure in my day (draws shawl closer about shoulders, becomes animated, risks sloshing the sherry, regains control of self) we never dreamed of going to Disneyland to flash the staffers!
But then again, in my day they didn’t have Captain Jack Sparrow!
“They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow,” said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. “This is a sexy, rock-star pirate.”
The pirate actors said they were told they were no longer needed for the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride at about the same time that additional fairies were added to the park’s cast, presumably to promote Disney’s new movie “Tinkerbell.”
My god, could the radical conservatives have it right after all?