I confess myself mildly disappointed that we at TeenyManolo World Headquarters didn’t get any Cease and Desist orders over the comments on this one, but it’s entirely possible that Larry’s lawyers are parents themselves and so somewhat sympathetic to our cause. And it’s entirely possible he hasn’t paid their bills, either. He has “issues” with lawyers!

On to the winner!

gemdiva Says:
September 14th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

“Hey Dude, next to my name here, what does d-e-g-e-n-e-r-a-t-e p-a-n-d-e-r-e-r spell? Do I get paid for that? Coooool.”

Gemdiva returns to the podium for her bitingly-accurate portrayal of the depths of Papa Birkhead’s shallowness. And for her efforts we could think of nothing more appropriate than
the Archipelago Botanicals fragrance diffuser:

Last week, I asked you what your ideal “life” situation would be. Sixty-four percent said they would most like to work part time and be home most of the time. I heartily agree. It is interesting to note that only sixteen percent felt that working full time was perfect. Sarah Palin must have been one of that sixteen percent…

So this week, I want to continue on the path so kindly begun by raincoaster with Friday’s Caption Contest. It’s about babies! Magazines! And celebrities! Because with all the heavy political talk all around us, sometimes it’s nice to just surrender yourself to the vapid. Notice though, that I said sometimes.