You’re all just too nice. Or maybe you retain a fondness for our subject from all that unresolved sexual tension back when Diane shared a desk with that sexy biatch Sam Donaldson. But you didn’t really go for the jugular with last week’s Friday Caption Contest and for that we can only say: you are better people than we are. All our personalities agree.

Among the entries, only one can take the crown (pictoral evidence aside) and so it is time to choose:

Meg Says:
August 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Thirty plus years trying to be a serious journalist and this is my reward? Screw it, I’m heading for the bahamas.

As predicted by qc, Meg indeed wins. And what does she win for so convincingly getting inside the mind of former beauty queen but also highly-experienced, award winning journalist Diane Sawyer? How about this sassy, sexy, leather-trimmed newsboy cap from Nordstrom:

Last week’s poll about how you liked school came out pretty even across the board. The lowest vote getter was “I hated every second of every minute” and the highest vote went to “a lot depended upon the teacher.” So true, so true. Even subjects that you love can be ruined by the droning voice of someone who is just counting the months until retirement.

This week, our poll comes to you courtesy of the state of Nebraska. Recently, their legislature voted to enact a safe haven law, where children can be left by their parents with no repercussions. Except unlike all other safe haven laws across the country that allow only infants, there’s a big twist.