And now, to announce our winner of the Disney Week caption contest. In a packed field of creative competitors, one stood out.

For lo, I am very dirty-minded.

PaperPusher Says:
May 5th, 2008 at 10:18 am

Once you go black, you can never go back…

Congratulations and imaginary accessories to PaperPusher, to whom we hypothetically present the virtual, yet very lovely Dabby Reid necklace in “dog collar” length:

In last week’s poll, I asked “how old is too old for a man to father a child?”  The largest vote-getter was anything over fifty.  Thirty percent said over sixty.  There were also some very interesting and heartfelt comments, and I continally marvel at our readers’ eloquence and honesty. But what else should I expect from the superfantastic fans of the Manolosphere?

Buttering up aside, this weekend I was thinking about all the stuff there is for kids. And I’m not necessarily talking about things to buy, although there certainly is that. Malls have play areas, there are gyms especially for kids, seemingly billions of different camps and classes, DVD players built into cars, and practically every restaurant has a kid’s menu.

I don’t remember any of that growing up.