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Ten Reasons I’m Not a Soccer Mom

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
By Glinda

Why yes, I do my nails whilst wearing an evening gown.  Don’t you?

The other day I categorized myself as a “soccer mom.”

Actually, I would like to retract that statement.  That statement was written for satirical purposes only.  There are many, many soccer moms around here, and I know exactly what they are like.

I happen to think that I don’t qualify as a soccer mom, and here’s why.

10.  I’m simply too lazy to be running around all the time.

9. I don’t own a honkingly large SUV or minivan which renders me unable to park properly.

8. I don’t have a cell phone on which I can chat obnoxiously.  Well, technically I do, but my husband has it all the time so it doesn’t count.

7. My child only attends one extracurricular activity. No Mandarin or violin lessons over here.  But the Munchkin has approximately 3,000 Legos, which has to count for something, right?

6. I’m not upper class.  At least, I’m not sure if I am.  However, I’m of the mind that it runs along the same principle of finding out what something costs.  If you have to ask, then you aren’t.

5. I don’t drink coffee, which kicks me out of the club right there.

4. I don’t wear my high heeled boots and designer outfits, complete with matching purse and sunglasses, when I take my son to his lone activity.  

3.  I’m pretty sure my house isn’t clean enough, big enough, or decorated well enough.

2. Politicians don’t care what I think.

1. My kid doesn’t play soccer. 


Best! Game! Ever!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
By raincoaster

This is perhaps the most superfantastic sports video of all time. I defy you to watch this and NOT get all misty-eyed. The Good Twin to Anonymous’ Evil Twin, Improv Everywhere has struck again (with the help of NBC Sports). This time they struck two Little League teams that will never be the same.

Behold the mighty Lugnuts versus the fearsome Mudcats.

ImprovEverywhere via Gawker


Wordless Wednesday: Welcome!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
By raincoaster

Stolen from AccordionGuy

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