Never mind me over here being a bit MIA, just a bunch of things happening in a very short amount of time make for a very distracted Glinda.
47% of you saw 2011 come and go with nary a glance behind you, while it was a banner year for 21%. 21% also felt it was one of the worst. Years. Ever.
I thought towards the end of 2011 it was starting to get bad, but I think that 2012 is so far shaping up to be much worse, at least for me personally.
Sunday night we went out to eat at a restaurant where they serve a complimentary toddler plate. It came with a banana, some oranges, and some cheerios in a small stainless steel cup, the same kind they used to serve ketchup and likeminded condiments. Well, my daughter became obsessed with that cup, and anything we put in it, she would eat.
So, after not much deliberating, I stole it. Sue me. Because if I can recreate that magic even half the time, my life is ten times easier.
Yes, my dears, it has been a while. Let’s chalk it up to exhaustion from the holiday season, shall we?
Now it seems that our man Pierce is on some sort of unstoppable run, and indeed, he only has one more win needed to place him in the CDF Hall of Fame.
What brave man would be brave enough to step into the breach?
The lovely and wise Seana suggested a certain actor who unbeknownst to me, has been his very hot self on the small screen for quite the few years. Although I consider myself a sci-fi fan, this man eluded me whilst acting on Farscape and Stargate SG-1. But wait, I’ve watched Stargate SG-1 and never noticed him! Fool!
A list of the first baby names of 2012 by state recently came out, and there are definitely a few humdingers.
Apparently there was a trend of a lot of names beginning with the letter K and the letter A. Even though I didn’t give birth in 2012, I’m OK with not being on trend.
A few that leapt out at me:
I thought that the whole apostrophe within a name thing was so very over. I was so very wrong.
New Mexico: Daytona Jaymes
There are, to me, two things wrong with this name.
South Dakota: Kalylah
I have no idea where they came up with this one, or how to pronounce it. Awkwardly, I guess.
The Kardashian influence has gone much too far.
A Project Runway fan, it seems.
Arkansas: Wesley Ren
Ditto Princess Bride.
Nevada: Envy Essence-Faye
I could deal with this if it was rearranged. Maybe.
You may have heard by now that Lego has come out with a new line designed specifically for girls.
And you know, I’m good with that. I think that even though the concept of Lego is universal, not every girl wants to build police cars and assault vehicles and whatnot.
This seems just a bit too genderized for me. I don’t have a problem with having things like the tree house or the pet house, but why oh why does everything have to have pink and purple? Could they have not launched the new sets with regular colors?
This is an old advertisement from the 70′s (I think) in which the girl, admittedly a bit tomboy-ish looking, is holding a creation built out of standard Lego bricks.
What happened between then and now?
I had my own Lego sets in the 70′s, and granted, it was a “house” set with a kitchen and living room, but I loved it. It wasn’t pink or purple or glittery, and yet it was one of my favorite toys.
Is it really 2012 already? Where did the time go? One second it was a few days before Christmas, and all of a sudden I’m on the flip side of the New Year. It’s been a rough couple of weeks, you have no idea. But, onward I must go! We must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!*
Our last poll addressed how you were handling the holidays, and an impressive 33% of you were in Martha Stewart mode. However, that was eclipsed by the 38% who just didn’t care anymore. 23% were in deep breathing mode, and an unlucky 4% were in a full-on panic. I think I sort of fell in the 38%. Heh, my kids don’t need holiday memories!
Today I need to know how you feel about 2011.
*Brownie points for the source of that quote!