Teeny Manolo

It’s time to announce the funniest caption for little Darthleen Vader here. It was a crowded, talented field, but there can be only one.

Oops, wrong speculative fiction franchise!

K. B. Says:
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Darth Barbie, Star Wars less-popular evil villain was best known for her awesome ability to accessorize.

Yes, newcomer K.B. takes the hypothetical i-trophy. Now, what shall we virtually present her to wear to the imaginary ceremony?

The superfantastic futuristic Giuseppe Zanotti Mirror Argento!

Last week’s poll about corporal punishment had forty percent of respondents considering a well-placed, well-timed smack on the butt to be fine. Almost a quarter disagreed, saying that any use of physical punishment was wrong, while almost another twenty percent said it depended on the nature of the offense. In the comments, this was clarified as a hit on the hand to prevent touching a hot stove type of thing being OK, but one for accidentally spilling the milk, not so much.

This week I am going to draw from something that happened to me recently. Glinda has to admit that she does cuss upon occasion, which she places the blame for squarely upon her father’s shoulders. But, never around the Munchkin. The other day, I dropped something that I was afraid was going to break, and the word “crap!” came out as it slipped out of my hand. My husband (the Scarecrow) chided me for saying a cuss word around our son. I confess to thinking that crap was not really a cuss word, although I could understand how some would think it was.

What about you?

Enter the Super Fantastic Stila Giveaway now!

You will have heard (with shock/horror or delight, your choice) of the retirement of inimitable YouTuber Chris Crocker, otherwise known as Leave Britney Alooooooone Guy, as a result of becoming somewhat past his sell-by date in fameball terms. But grieve no more!

In Dannyhott, the Mimi-crazed, gender-bending adolescent legions of YouTube have once again found an icon and avatar, for right here, in his own bedroom, performing Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body, eleven-year-old Dannyhott bends gender, metre, space and time to become a genuine YouTube phenomenon.

via Dlisted

Um, he also has videos called Tattoo Practice and On the phone with a stranger. I hear Tipper Gore is having a stern word with his parents right this second.

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People will start saying you don’t love your baby when they see him pathetically gumming an Arrowroot cracker. Remember when Britney was looking into getting her baby’s teeth bleached…only the baby didn’t have any teeth yet? That’s the market for these things.

All I can come up with is something to do with Venetian blinds…

The wonderful folks at Stila were kind enough to send me an impressively large package filled with goodies. Now, I thought for a minute of leaving the country, changing my name, and being forever happy with my fabulous stash.

But then guilt got the better of me, and I decided to play nice and share.

The sacrifices I make for you. Really.

I have two prize packages worth over $100 apiece, and a Grand Prize worth over $150 in glorious Stila products to make you look even prettier than you already are.

Today I am giving away the first prize package, which includes such lovelies as: Eye Shadow Trio, Lip Glaze, Lip Glaze Stick, High Shine Lip Color, Eye Shadow Duo, and a Smoky Eye Palette.

Seriously, are you not just delirious at the thought of all that?

Here are the rules:
1. Enter the contest by commenting on this post.
2. Contest open only to Canadian and United States residents.
3. Contest deadline is midnight (Pacific) August 15, 2008.
4. Only one entry per person. Duplicate entries will be deleted.

The winner will be chosen by a random number generator, but it never hurts to compliment people shoving free things at you.

Good luck!

Um, wow. I’m nearly speechless. If you aren’t, put it in the comments section:

from BoingBoing passed along by Glinda

My friends, you never cease to amaze me.

I dare say that this is the only place on the vast internets that would overwhelmingly vote for Stephen Colbert over Brad Pitt.

You passed my little test with flying colors.

And that is why I love you so.

I am going to place Mr. Colbert into the Hall of Fame, which is exactly where he belongs.

And I’m going to give Brad another shot because I know that deep down, you really like those abs, too.

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