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		<title>I Hurt Just Thinking About It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 14 pound baby boy was recently delivered naturally and without an epidural in Iowa. Ouch. My own baby-chute cringes in sympathy. Did I really just call it a baby-chute? Impressive what the lack of sleep can do for your vocabulary. And I didn&#8217;t even give birth naturally, but had two C-sections.  Aaaaand, even if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/02/01/i-hurt-just-thinking-about-it/</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Teeny Poll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen, y&#8217;all. I DO NOT know where the days go. One day it&#8217;s Friday and the next day it is Monday and I haven&#8217;t done what I&#8217;m supposed to do. I promise it will get better. 56% of you are very self-reflective in answering that you very well might be a snob.  Which, to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/31/tuesday-teeny-poll-7/</link>
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		<title>Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sigh. Aloha, Pierce Brosnan, may you comfortably ensconce yourself up in the CDF Hall of Fame. I know, I know.  I have been a slacker, especially when it came to Thursday nights and CDF.  You see, for some strange reason, I found it daunting to have to find two brand new celebrity dads to feature [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/27/celebrity-dad-faceoff-2-0-103/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Number One!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The United States has the highest teen birthrate of any developed country. I&#8217;m sorry, but that&#8217;s inexcusable. I&#8217;m going to lay a lot of the blame at the feet of the woefully inadequate &#8220;abstinence-only&#8221; programs that are basically a waste of everyone&#8217;s time and money. Teenagers have sex. Get used to it. Give them all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/25/were-number-one/</link>
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		<title>Does She Even Know Who She Is?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; I think I have called my daughter by her actual name less than twenty times in her entire (albeit so far brief) life. I have a couple of nicknames, with one in particular being heavily used, and it isn&#8217;t a play on her name at all. This is partly because I realize that the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/24/does-she-even-know-who-she-is/</link>
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		<title>Monday Teeny Poll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, I feel like we are friends.  I&#8217;ve been writing on Teeny Manolo for quite a long time now, and I know all you regular commenters as if you were my real life coffee-klatsch.  Well, I don&#8217;t drink coffee, so how about tea-klatsch, if there is indeed such a thing. So please, allow me, for just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/23/monday-teeny-poll-201/</link>
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		<title>The Lookout</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t even rely on my nine year old to find a pair of socks in his sock drawer, much less keep an eye out to protect my multimillion dollar illegal operation.]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/19/7658/</link>
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		<title>To Time Out or Not to Time Out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t remember if I was at the doctor&#8217;s office filling out my daughter&#8217;s two year checkup questionnaire or if I was reading something on the internet, but whatever it was, it indicated that time-outs were not appropriate for toddlers. Say what? Honestly, if I didn&#8217;t use a time out for my daughter, she would [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/18/to-time-out-or-not-to-time-out/</link>
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		<title>Tuesday Teeny Poll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As I mentioned over on Manolo Beauty, my life has taken some surprising turns in the past few weeks, thus leading to not a whole lot of posting. I apologize. I will do my durndest to keep up with the pace I&#8217;ve been churning out now for going on five years.  You&#8217;d think I&#8217;d have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/17/tuesday-teeny-poll-6/</link>
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		<title>Please Give a Warm Welcome to the Philosotoddler Meme</title>
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		<link>http://teenymanolo.com/2012/01/12/please-give-a-warm-welcome-to-the-philosotoddler-meme/</link>
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