Do NOT tell Mizz Britney! She’ll be ordering the entire range.
Yes, folks, bring the Ragnarok, we can just shutter this world now; it’s over. There is an actual company which retails celebrity-tribute wigs for babies. Maybe they’ll be adding a little Katie-Lee Webster/Elvis Weasley version soon.
Admittedly, at this time of year it’s acceptable as almost practical. I mean, jam the awesomeness which is the Bob Marley on little JoJo’s head and hey, presto, instant Halloween costume.
“No baby, no cry“
For a more feminine, if more felonious look, there’s the Lil Kim.
“For your little miss thang. Sassy pink locks for the diva in diapers”
Then there’s the Donald Trump, although why in the name of all that is holy you’d want your precious treasure to resemble that cotton-candy monstrosity of a comb-over I cannot imagine.
“You’re hired! Meet the new CEO of the playgroup”
But nobody messes with the Samuel L.
“You know what they call a wig for a baby in Paris?
They call it a Le Baby Toupee”
Should you be overcome with the irresistible urge to purchase after seeing these fine designs (lined with soft fleece! For maximum baby sweat!), know that there’s a gallery of happy, apparently well-adjusted babies wearing their wigs proudly. From the evidence, it would seem that The Donald clearly runs the place. Voting enabled, y’all!