Mind you, these ads are running in Singapore, not the US.

And I’m thinking it’s a good thing, too.  I totally get what they are going for, and I have to admire the out-of-the-box thinking that went into this.   But, I’m not sure I like it.

For your wannabe chainsaw massacarist. Is that even a word?

Let’s hope they want to become a butcher with this one.

Making pyromania into something almost cute.

Even as Play Doh, that looks dangerous.

Uh, these are just disturbing on any level.

(via Ugly Doggy)

The thing very few people know is (and here I am letting you in on a secret that not even the Bilderbergers suspect) is that the first few generations of video games, the ones that came out in the Eighties most particularly, emitted stronger EMFs than the comparatively less-dangerous games we play now. What does this mean? It means that geeks that were forged in the hot fires of Nintendo radiation remain true. They are the few, the proud, the bearers of anime tattoos based on obscure Japanese myth cycles, retold as graphic novels based on computer games. Not that I’ve dated any.

Oh, perish the thought.

Yes, geeks that had their spiritual birth in that magic time, bathed in the warm glow of the vintage, extra-radiatory cathode ray tube, imprinted for life on those characters and those experiences, and they will NEVER forsake them.

Proof: