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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Well, I think we all know that the very yummy picture of Jamie Bamber was pretty much one of the best ones I’ve ever featured on this contest.  And of course he is now in the CDF Hall of Fame.

Damn, I’m going to miss that picture.

So, I’ve got two new contestants.

And for some strange reason, I couldn’t find a decent “studio” picture of Kendra Wilkinson’s husband, so I’ve featured both men in a fairly unstaged state,  just to be fair.  You might know the second celebrity dad as either a country singer or Nicole Kidman’s husband.  I”m not really a country fan, so Nicole it is for me.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

My God, is it already Friday? And is June really almost over?

I apologize, my friends, for not putting up a CDF last week.  Even though I am dead tired, there is no way I would leave you hunk-less for two weeks straight.

Of course, Jamie Bamber cruised to another win, and one more victory will have him entering the CDF Hall of Fame.  Er, or maybe that should have been today but I just really enjoy looking at his picture.

Today’s challenger is an actor who is known for his character on the once-promising-but-went-to-hell-in-a-handbasket show Heroes.  Also known as husband to Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Jamie Bamber is a veritable steamroller, flattening anyone who stands in his way with his six-pack.   He beat Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers by a 40% margin.

Now, this next contestant has had some negative press lately, what with allegations of doping and whatnot.  He also dumped Cheryl Crowe, which I have always thought was a bad move, but then again, what do I know? Anyhoo, we’re here to judge objectively on the pretty pictures, not on good behavior.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Jamie Bamber is ripping his competition to shreds, leaving Chris Gorham and his nerd glasses far behind. 

This next competitor has never been shy about going shirtless.  He has a bit of an unconventional look, but many ladies consider him to be quite high on teh hawtness scale. Not to mention the Red Hot Chili Peppers are a mighty good band.

Let me tell you, this part of my job never gets old.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Better late than never, eh? Hey, it’s still Friday where I am.

Not suprisingly, our Brit Jamie Bamber won the “towel-only” round against Eddie Cibrian. 

This round, I don’t have a towel photo, but I’ve got a shirtless one.  I do it because I love you. Really.

Our next contestant is best known for his work as the nerdy/ultimately jerky boyfriend on Ugly Betty, but when his shirt came off, da-yum.  If that’s what they all look like underneath, give me a nerd any day of the week!

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

LL Cool J is on his way up to the Celebrity Dad Hall of Fame, which I must say, is way cooler than being raptured.  Seriously.

Today I’ve got two new contestants for you to ogle vote upon.

Ahem.

If you missed the awesomeness that was the new Battlestar Galactica (just ignore that last episode) then Jamie Bamber is someone you probably won’t recognize.  He’s English, though, and did such a convincing American accent that I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard him talking in an interview.  And looky, no shirt! My, how did that happen?

Our next actor is someone you probably are familiar with, although to be honest, I can’t remember the names of any of the shows he was on.  But, the man definitely works out.  Eddie Cibrian made a bit of a splash when he left his wife to marry LeAnn Rimes, and as far as I know, that’s what he’s most famous for to date.

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LL’s abs of steel need just one more victory to send him upwards into the CDF Hall of Fame.

Will this contender be the one to end his streak?

He is sort of known as being “Mr. Mariah Carey” but damn if he isn’t a cutie. He and his wife recently welcomed twins into their family. I will remain mute as to the choice of names. Hey, look at how well he wears a suit!

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Dave Grohl really surprised me.  I thought he would be left in the dust, but he managed to garner a fairly amazing 47% of the vote.  I guess you guys are digging the scruffy-sexy look.  Me?  I can’t stand scruff.  I think the only man that can get away with it is Hugh Jackman, and that is just barely.

Today’s challenger comes to you from our favorite commonwealth, Puerto Rico.  He is a huge Latino popstar, but I’m sorry to say I hadn’t heard of him until I stumbled across his picture.  And what a lovely picture it is, no?

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