Oh what a cutie!

But I must admit my utter shock that with her father being the billionaire CEO of PPR, Valentina is wearing Crocs.

I need to find out who to sell my soul to in order to look as good as Demi.

Apparently, Posh and Cruz are exiting an LA area restaurant for brother Romeo’s 7th birthday party.

OK, now maybe the uber-rich have very different parties for 7 year olds, but in my world, unless there is something utterly fantastic, like a personal DJ, a quarter-scaled replica of the space shuttle, and custom sundae bar, no 7 year old is going to have fun at a restaurant.

Is it just me, or does the hat remind you a bit too much of this?

Gwyneth Paltrow is nothing short of a modern-day Renaissance Woman, a 21st-Century cross between Eleanor Roosevelt, Florence Nightingale, and Queen Marie of Romania. Only hotter, and waaaaaaaaaaay better dressed. If you doubt it, simply ask her, as the delightfully devilish Craig Brown did in the new issue of Vanity Fair. Here we excerpt her Goop-worthy tips on motherhood:

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I love film. After a yummy meal for the whole family and some truly great friends, we often go out to see something beautiful and unique.

Here’s a tip for all moms. Never ask young children to pay when you go out to the movie theater. It is simply unfair to ask a four-year-old to pay for herself.

Why not give her the trip as a very special present? That way, you—and she—can learn so much more about what it is to love and to give. Repayment can come later.

Next week, we learn to ride a bicycle with a world-expert bicycle nutritionist.