Excuse me for a second, my son just inadvertently let a carpenter bee in the house and I am FREAKING out.

I’m just going to sit here and hope that it came in because it was ready to die or something.

The lovely Hrithik, despite being a relative unknown around these here parts, was able to triumph over David Chokachi and his beach-ready physique.

Today I’ve decided to fight fire with fire and pit Hrithik against another Bollywood dad.  And I’ve also decided I need to rent me some Bollywood movies, because if these are the kind of men that are in them, they are my type of movie.  Any recommendations?

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Oh Ryan Fitzpatrick, I am so sorry. You lost by an unseemly amount, but I’m sure it won’t be hard to take refuge in your intelligence and your so-far winning record.

Today I’ve got a brand-new dad, albeit one who you might not remember from his glory days on a little show co-starring this man/iconic recording artist in Germany.

Sure he’s cute, but is he enough to smite Hrithik?

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Well, the “eyes” certainly have it (sorry!) as Hrithik Roshan pulls out an upset over Sean Bean. Dude, I can’t blame you, those eyes are simply mesmerizing!

Today’s contender comes to you courtesy of Dr. Nic, a huge Buffalo Bills fan.  She describes him thusly:

…the smartest QB in the NFL.  He is a Harvard graduate, a father of three, and has led the Buffalo Bills to a 3-0 start to the season.

Impressive indeed! Now just remember that I’m posting his team photo, so he HAS to look all mean and tough-like.

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It seems that Rudy could not withstand the smoldering Sean Bean.  Don’t look at me like that.  Don’t tell me you didn’t know that Sean Astin played Rudy?

Today I’ve got a Bollywood actor whom I’d not heard of until I began a desperate search of celebrity fathers I haven’t featured yet.  But my goodness, what took me so long to find him?  He is gaw-jus.  Just look at those eyes!

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Oh my Lord of the Rings, Sean Bean actually beat out Jason Momoa!

I must say I am completely surprised.  Not that he isn’t hella sexy, but I wondered for a second if you would be blinded by the glory of Jason’s abdominal area.

I should never have doubted you.

Today I’ve got a cutie I remember very well from a movie from the 80′s entitled Goonies. If you are not a Gen X-er, then you probably have never seen this movie.  However, much like our other Sean, this particular Sean was also in three very successful Peter Jackson-directed films.

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The boyish charms of Paul Rudd could not withstand the assault from Jason Momoa’s abs.  Paul went down fighting, though, with 37% of the vote.

Today I’ve got a man who gives some of the most fantastic death scene performances evah.  He’s got craggy good looks, and is probably best known for the small indie film Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

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And, I’ve got a special manly treat for you over at Manolo Beauty!

Paul Rudd seems to hold many of you in thrall, as he garnered 90% of the vote.  Hank Baskett, you may return to playing football and whatever else it is that you do.  But you do it so cutely, Hank.

Today’s new infusion of handsome has had a successful career in Hollywood for quite a while, and is currently starring with Hugh Laurie in a show called House.

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