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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, November 12th, 2010
By Glinda

It is time for Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, to ascend to the hallowed CDF Hall of Fame.  He had a couple of close calls, but he managed to pound his competition to smithereens.  And you, gentle reader, can now breathe a sigh of relief that all the horrible rock puns will be no longer.

Today I’ve got two new celebrity dads for you to ogle vote upon.

Notice, if you will, that I keep my shirtless streak alive for another week! Well, sort of, anyway.

So without further ado…

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, November 5th, 2010
By Glinda

Oh Dwayne Johnson, you continue to crush your competition.  Your chiseled abs beat the chiseled abs of one Mario Lopez, obtaining a full 60% of the vote.  You go Dwayne, you go.

Today, after smack talking Gisele Bundchen yesterday, how could I not feature this celebrity father? In a more attractive incarnation than his current one, to be sure.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, October 29th, 2010
By Glinda

The Rock managed to pulverize (it’s an illness, really) his competitor last week, obtaining 70% of the vote, despite an impressive showing by Usher.  But the smooth-voiced singer and his six-pack were unable to beat Mr. Johnson’s smile and his six-pack. 

Our next contender is a new dad, and actually someone I was never sure of being good dad material.  But, time will tell, won’t it? Perhaps having a daughter will temper his reportedly womanizing ways.  But who cares about monogamy when you’ve got a body like his? I’m objectifying here, but it’s been a long week.

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The Dreaded Phone Call

Thursday, October 28th, 2010
By Glinda

Every day when you send your kid to school, you assume that they will make it back home in basically the same shape they left.

For my son, today was not that day.  The excitement never seems to end here at Casa Glinda.

I was attempting to take a nap (since I just cannot seem to get better and I sound like a two-pack a day smoker) when I get a call from Erica, the school nurse.

“Yes, well, the Munchkin was knocked over and hit his head on the edge of a lunch table, and I really think you should come down and take a look at it,” which is nurse-speak for get down here right now.

So off my husband goes to pick him up, and I have thoughts of egg-sized contusions on his head or a possible concussion.

When my son comes through the door, he looks like Mike Tyson after a fight.

What stands out the most is his right eye, of which the upper part beneath the eyebrow is already swollen and purple.  As is the part under his eye, and despite icing efforts, his eyeball is becoming a small slit due to the pressure on the soft tissue above.

So we spend the better part of the day at the ER, and although everything checked out, there was a bit of a scare in the possibility of a detached retina or other such ugly eye-related catastrophes.

Poor guy, he’s in quite a bit of pain.  And I’m guessing tomorrow he won’t be able to see out of the eye at all.

Great, I can already see the disapproving stares coming from pretty much any and all adults who will see him in the next week or so.  Whispering behind their hands about what an irresponsible mother I am for allowing her son to retain such a horrid injury.  Why the hell can’t parents like me watch their kid?

Although you know that I’m going to take a picture of it, right?  No self-respecting parent would neglect to take a picture of their badly  injured (but eventually just fine) child. For, uh, legal purposes, of course.


Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, October 15th, 2010
By Glinda

William Levy is apparently beating a hasty retreat as he got whupped something good by the Rock, who received over 70% of the vote.  William, you and your abs will surely be missed.

I know that every time somebody talks about this next dad, they mention how he was the fat kid in this great movie, and how he grew up to be this hot, studly guy.  Well, I’m not going to do that.  Although this? It is hilarious.

In other news, must..keep…shirtless…streak…going…

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, October 8th, 2010
By Glinda

The Rock managed to smash Christopher Meloni right out of the competition, beating him with an impressive 75% of the vote. This pleases me, as I have a soft spot for the former wrestler.  Don’t ask me why, because there aren’t many soft spots on him, aaaand ba-da-bing!  Seriously, have I mentioned what a  horrible two weeks I’ve been having?

This next contender is a Cuban-born actor who is mostly known for his Spanish-speaking roles.  I don’t know why, because this man is absolutely gorgeous.  I stumbled upon him completely by accident, and I’m very glad that I did because I spent a very pleasant hour combing through his photographs.  Most of them without a shirt.

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, October 1st, 2010
By Glinda

It was tighter than a pair of football pants, but Chris Meloni managed to beat Jason Lee by one percentage point. You’re hanging on, Chris, but barely!

Today I’ve got a dad who has always struck me as a genuinely nice guy, even though he started his career by bodyslamming people on a regular basis. And the great smile, not to mention the body? Bonus!  Oh, and look, he’s wearing his wedding band in his pic.  I love celebrity dads who do that!

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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, September 24th, 2010
By Glinda

Well, shirtless Chris Meloni continues to trounce his opponents, beating Andre Braugher by a fairly wide margin.  Call me an idiot, but I’d rather have a drink with Andre than Chris.

Today I’ve got an actor who was made famous by a character with a particular “look” that I didn’t enjoy since I am not a fan of moustaches.  But, without the hair and moustache? Hello, gorgeous!  Let’s just ignore the fact that he named his son Pilot Inspektor, shall we?

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