People will start saying you don’t love your baby when they see him pathetically gumming an Arrowroot cracker. Remember when Britney was looking into getting her baby’s teeth bleached…only the baby didn’t have any teeth yet? That’s the market for these things.
All I can come up with is something to do with Venetian blinds…
Um, wow. I’m nearly speechless. If you aren’t, put it in the comments section:
from BoingBoing passed along by Glinda
Happy 39th anniversary to Sesame Street, but why did they decide to have an open bar? Everyone knows what happens at those kinds of office parties.
Handsy little devil, ain’t he?
As responsible Parentosphere bloggers we’ve previously noted the bizarre celebrity fad for money as literal plaything. See this image of adorable Violet Affleck, toying with the weekend box office take for Daddy’s last movie.
Well, the fad has spread even unto the Scientology Celebrity Center, and amid shocking, completely unforseen reports that Tom Cruise can no longer command $20 million a picture, we can see that the normally highly competitive Suri “Louboutins” Cruise has had to scale back from Benjamins to Jacksons as well.
On the advice of counsel and having read the results of this quiz, I have no further comment at this time except to say it was not ME who squeezed from the middle of the tube. Also, I was buying toys for orphans at the time.
What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You |
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Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you’re lucky. You are a very outgoing person. You are true to yourself, and you never hold back. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You’ll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. |
My apologies for the late contest results today, plus the “air post” yesterday. It was something of a Lost Weekend at casa raincoaster, due to a Gawker Commenter Meetup/Bacchanal, but all is slowly, foggily returning to normal.
That said, there’s nothing as head-clearing as giving away imaginary prizes, so here we go.
gamma Says:
July 26th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play with the Rams.”
Congratulations and itch-free swag to gamma, returning to the winner’s circle in fine form. What shall we hypothetically present as virtual swag to our eWinner? Nothing less than the softest cashmere from…wherever cash comes from. Mere is Scottish for lake, right? Cash Lake. I wouldn’t mind taking a dip in that myself. So what shall we present to our mutton-busting champ? Nothing less than the never-itchy, always stylish Autumn Cashmere linen cashmere v-neck flared sweater from Bluefly:
I know the Ice Cream War was a movie, but the Marshmallow War should not only be a movie; it should be a whole series, like American Gladiators only sticky.
Last Friday, Darlene Ake’s Wewahitchka Elementary School Pre-Kindergarteners discovered a loophole in the district’s Code of Conduct.
No guns, no knives, no weapons of mass destruction are allowed on Gulf County school grounds, no exceptions.
But nothing in the district’s Code of Conduct prohibits the possession of jumbo marshmallows or their use in waging attacks against fellow Pre-Kindergarteners, their parents and School Superintendent Tim Wilder.
Nothing could stop Ake’s students from engaging in a ritual marshmallow fight on school grounds and in plain view of the Wewahitchka public.
I would so TOTALLY watch that show.
Captions in the comments, paramedics on the sidelines.
Passed along by Spirit Fingers
