Some quotes from one of my favorite moms, Erma Bombeck…
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, “A house guest,” you’re wrong because I have just described my kids.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.