Now this is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while…
10. Etch-a-sketch. Your child will spend hours working on a deeply meaningful artistic creation, only to have it wiped away at the slightest jostling. A psychologically devastating reminder of the ubiquity of loss and the ephemeral nature of existence. Also, no building sand castles on the beach.
And even though I’m no psychological expert, I’m going to add that Operation has got to be a major inducer of anxiety, amirite?