– The tree has no decorations on the lower branches.
– Nativity scene is nowhere to be found under the tree.
– Stockings are hung by the chimney with great care that little hands cannot pull them off.
– Presents under the tree? Fuhgeddabout it.
– Ribbon may or may not have been taken out and been dragged around the house.
– Ditto wrapping paper.
– Advent calendar positioned in an unnaturally high place.
– Santa picture with upset child on his lap? Check.