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Signs You Have a Toddler at Christmas

By Glinda

– The tree has no decorations on the lower branches.

– Nativity scene is nowhere to be found under the tree.

– Stockings are hung by the chimney with great care that little hands cannot pull them off.

– Presents under the tree? Fuhgeddabout it.

– Ribbon may or may not have been taken out and been dragged around the house.

– Ditto wrapping paper.

– Advent calendar positioned in an unnaturally high place.

– Santa picture with upset child on his lap? Check.









4 Responses to “Signs You Have a Toddler at Christmas”




  1. marvel Says:

    7/8 true here, and missing the last only because we know better than to try and get the little one anywhere near a Santa.

    Glinda, please let us all know how your little one is doing! Packing on the pounds, yet?




  2. Glinda Says:

    Marvel, funny you should ask as she threw up after her bath tonight. With my husband working the night shift and having to put my son to bed as well, that was an experience I could have done without.

    We have a follow-up appointment next week, so I will let you know if all the stuff we’ve been doing has worked. She FEELS heavier, but that could be wishful thinking on my part. 🙂




  3. marvel Says:

    Well, to be honest, there’s no such thing as a “good” time for the vomitations. Hope it was just a one-off! And I would bet that you can tell a difference in her weight; I could usually tell when my little ones were going through a growth spurt (Ayyy! My back!)




  4. Jo Says:

    This made me laugh because all except the last one are true for us and we have no children. But we do have kittens! And the difference is that they will likely never grow out of it 😉












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