From the Desk of: The Munchkinette

To: Nine and Ten Month Olds 

Greetings everyone!  It is with great pleasure that I announce the success of our current campaign to “Add Gray Hairs!” or AGH! for short.  AGH! has succeeded beyond our wildest expectations, especially in the sleep deprivation category.  The National Hair Coloring Council, a sponsoring partner, is especially thrilled. 

Our team has done a wonderful job of the old “bait and switch.”  All that great sleeping we did for the past few months? It really lulled those moms into a false sense of confidence. When we began waking up screaming at all hours of the night, they didn’t quite know what hit them.  You know your job has been well done when your Mom stumbles around at 3 AM muttering “This too shall pass,” like someone saying their ten Hail Marys after confession.

Combine that front with the fabulous fussiness from teething you have all been exhibiting, and those gray hairs are sure to be popping up all over the place! Based on this internet forum alone, I’m  thinking that some bonuses are right around the corner!

Keep up the great work you have been doing with AGH! I am so proud of all of your efforts.

Just wait until we start walking!  They’ll take years to recover!

cc: Four to Eight Month Olds