Taking “Crafty” to a Whole New Level

First, we had recipes that utilized the placenta.
Now, we have a teddy bear.
Supposedly, this is being marketed as a “sustainable” toy. It is actually a kit you can order which will allow you to dry and then mold your own placenta into what is arguably a teddy bear.
I really, really wish I was kidding about this.
(via Inhabitots)
Gag!
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
Yeah, I wanna cuddle up to THAT under the covers! Please make it go away!
I thought the mother was suppose to eat it, not do crafts with it…
I am promising that this is one mother who will be doing NOTHING with her placenta.
No recipes, no crafts, no hanging it up in a damn picture frame.
I don’t get people sometimes.