Taking “Crafty” to a Whole New Level

Taking “Crafty” to a Whole New Level

By Glinda

Placenta teddy bear

First, we had recipes that utilized the placenta.

Now, we have a teddy bear.

Supposedly, this is being marketed as a “sustainable” toy. It is actually a kit you can order which will allow you to dry and then mold your own placenta into what is arguably a teddy bear.

I really, really wish I was kidding about this.

(via Inhabitots)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 at 6:31 am by Glinda and is filed under Big Bad Business, Crafts, Environment, That's Just Wrong. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “Taking “Crafty” to a Whole New Level”

Awesome Mom Says:
October 6th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Gag!
qc Says:
October 6th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!
gemdiva Says:
October 6th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yeah, I wanna cuddle up to THAT under the covers! Please make it go away!
Jennie Says:
October 6th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I thought the mother was suppose to eat it, not do crafts with it…
Glinda Says:
October 7th, 2009 at 12:58 am
I am promising that this is one mother who will be doing NOTHING with her placenta.

No recipes, no crafts, no hanging it up in a damn picture frame.

I don’t get people sometimes.

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