Gisele’s Missing Baby Bump
By Glinda
In an ad campaign for London Fog (of all companies) that will be released in October, Gisele’s expanding stomach is instead a vast, flat, Photoshopped expanse.
It looks horrid, if you ask me. Is this honestly the best Photoshopping they could get for the money? It looks like she is wearing support hose. And we all know that Gisele is one of the last people on earth that needs support hose.
The quote from the London Fog spokesman as to why there is no evidence of her pregnancy goes thusly:
“Although Gisele was photographed while pregnant, most of the shots have been retouched to respect her privacy during this wonderful and personal time in her life,” Dari Marder Chief Marketing Officer, London Fog revealed in a press release. “Nobody is sexier or more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen in nothing but a London Fog trench coat, even with her visible baby bump,” adds Marder.
There are lies, and then there are damn lies, and that is one of them.
August 1st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Is she supposed to be nude under the coat? Because they also airbrushed out the crease between her leg and her groin. And yes…it just looks really weird.
Also, this quote offends: “Nobody is sexier or more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen in nothing but a London Fog trench coat, even with her visible baby bump,” adds Marder.
“Even with” her baby bump? Like one would say ““Nobody is sexier or more beautiful than Gisele Bundchen in nothing but a London Fog trench coat, even with her bad case of psoriasis”? As though it’s some sort of flaw? Non, non, non, Marder, my friend. Try “especially with” instead of “even with”, and then we can talk.