Suburbanity

July 18, 2009 in Accessories, Oh MOM!, Shoes, That's Just Wrong with 2 Comments

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Do me a favour: don’t be That Woman. Lululemon is fine (sure, everyone has been wearing it for the last five years, but Chip is awesome and besides, his clothes are actually quite attractive and good quality. But Crocs? Nevah.

Sorry, three weeks in Boondocksville have got me a little punchy. The fashion columnist here was complaining that when she goes to the Big City (I think she means Kamloops) people mistake her for a member of the Pussycat Dolls. Not. A. Good. Look.

Pussycat, Pussycat, would you put on some damn clothes?

Pussycat, Pussycat, would you put on some damn clothes?

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2 Responses to “Suburbanity”

  1. Metro July 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm #

    Wait–that’s you in the gold-lamé-leopard-print shorts–I’d recognize you anywhere.

    Must be an old photo …

  2. raincoaster July 19, 2009 at 11:45 pm #

    Look, one more crack like that and I’m going to let it slip that you’re the trannie with the magenta hair.