Action Dad!

I know a great many children of late-in-life parents who wish their Dads could be a little more Action Man and a little less Reaction Man.

That’s a physics joke, right there. No, it’s totally hilarious if you’re an old-skool Newtonian, I’m telling you.

Someone should build a game around this premise, and the one who dies in the Barcalounger with the most remotes wins.