Friday Caption Contest: DUCK! Edition
Hmm, you KNOW it’s a slow news day when this runs in the Telegraph:
DUCK!
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June 22, 2009
[...] is how generation wars start. Our Friday image has inspired many inspired captions, but it’s finally time to choose a [...]
Mommy, I know you love them more, but please don’t poop on my head.
For the umpteenth time, I told you not to talk back to me! Now get down and give me 20.
I told you NO MORE WIRED WEBBED FEET!
two outta three ain’t bad!
How about “3′s company, 4′s a crowd; oops little one, you’re out.”
Or: “My foot, your head.”
Or: “Heavy ‘handed’ mama shows baby duckies who’s boss”
Or: “How to Get Your Duck On”
Yeah, I went with the poor duckling squished like a tomato! LOL, this was fun!
Place the infant face down across your forearm (resting your forearm on your leg) and support the infant’s head with your hand. Give four forceful blows to the back with the heel of your hand. You may have to repeat this several times until the obstructing object is coughed out.