Saturday Caption Contest: Broadway Babies Edition
My new favorite blog, AwkwardFamilyPhotos, is going to be a goldmine for the Friday Caption Contest, I can just see it now. Here’s our winner from the contest last week:

And for the winner, I picked this one, just because it’s so mean:
Jennie Says:
June 7th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Jonas Brothers, the early years….
As always, congrats and imaginary swag to our winner. This week, we’re virtually presenting the hypothetical prize of the Christian Dior Copacabana sunglasses, to cut the glare of all that unmitigated fabulousness!

Finally some fabulous glasses to hide me from the glare of the paps cameras….
Thank you!
Truly makes me appreciate the wholesomeness of my trailer park roots. I’m okay if this is okay.
As someone who grew up performing in figure skating carnivals, this whole episode brought up some painful (scratchy and prematurely mature) memories. PS those tights’s crotch ALWAYS drops towards your knees, no matter what. They were invented by a man who hated little girls.