This ‘n That

May 28, 2009 in Oh MOM!, Smells Like Teen Spirit, That's Just Wrong with 7 Comments

What can you say to a woman who buys her 18-year-old daughter Botox injections to take care of “wrinkles,” and who’s spent another £45,000 on surgery to beautify herself?

If the Crypt Keeper were a Thai transsexual

Nothing except perhaps: not enough. Not nearly enough.

About raincoaster: Small. Stealthy. Snarky.

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7 Responses to “This ‘n That”

  1. Mudhooks May 28, 2009 at 4:34 am #

    The daughter (that IS the one on the left, isn’t it? Hard to tell) is well on her way to being a female Kryten (from Red Dwarf) http://audioboo.fm/files/images/0000/9390/clipAttachment.jpg

  2. Obi-Wandreas May 28, 2009 at 9:37 am #

    If I remember my Necronomicon correctly, the only way to truly destroy it is death by dismemberment followed by a proper burial. As long as it roams free, all those killed by it become deadites themselves, thus allowing the scourge to spread.

    Time to break out the boomstick.

  3. Pencils May 28, 2009 at 11:39 am #

    Seriously, Obi-Wandreas. This is my BOOMSTICK!

    And that mother is lying if she says all she’s had is a nose job and a mini-facelift. That chin isn’t natural, not if she hasn’t been in an industrial accident. She tried to put in a more prominent chin with a cleft, but it looks like a squashed minicupcake under her skin. Also I wouldn’t be surprised if she had cheek implants, they look awful.

  4. Jennie May 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm #

    I’m really confused! Isn’t the purpose of botox and surgery to improve one’s appearance? They both need to go on the FAILED website.

  5. class factotum May 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm #

    The mother should save the money for the daughter’s therapy because the poor kid has learned that she is worth nothing but her appearance and that her mother isn’t satisfied with her unless she looks perfect.

  6. raincoaster May 28, 2009 at 5:50 pm #

    I’m waiting for the big reality series that MUST be in the works. In season two, we find out they’re both Thai transsexuals.

  7. tulip-lips May 31, 2009 at 3:05 am #

    Soooo… the mother needs to file a consumer complaint about the doctors who performed her plastic surgery. She’s been daylight robbed! Nasty, nasty, yuck