Shirts that Take Advantage of “Pregnancy Brain”

Now listen, I totally get that maternity fashion ain’t what it used to be. No longer bound by mumuus, maternity fashion has definitely hit new heights. And, if these shirts are any example, new lows.

Are you talking about your pregnancy or your morning sickness? Either way, not something I’d want to advertise to the world.

Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it automatically gets to go on a shirt.

Yes, we all know that you most likely had sex. The general public doesn’t really care what position you were in, though.

And boy does she look bitter about it.

Puts the “tack” in “tacky.”