Celebrity Library Abusers
By raincoasterWho doesn’t love a hero? Specifically, who doesn’t love Sully Sullenberger, the most heroic hero who ever had an attractively alliterative name? The pilot and safety consultant, also known as the Hero of the Hudson for landing a full airplane on the Hudson river without the loss of a single life, famously called his local library and explained he’d be late in returning some books.
Said books being at the bottom of the Hudson River, in the airplane.
Sullenberger contacted librarians and asked for an extension on the loan and a waiver on the overdue fine. The reason? The book is in the cargo hold of the US Airways plane that made an emergency landing last month in New York’s Hudson River.
Ha, uh, just what we all would have done! And in a sickeningly heartwarming addendum, the book was about “professional ethics.” Good lord in Heaven. Just let us touch the hem of your robes, Sully!
And now, the long-awaited cashing in has begun. Yes, Sully has recorded a television commercial.
For the library.
Oh, and should you or another in your household feel compelled to worship, there’s a free downloadable poster.
Beats the Jonas Brothers, no?