Friday Caption Contest: Martha Stewart Edition

May 8, 2009 in Caption me, Celebrity Moms, Contests with 2 Comments

Apparently, poor Martha, patron saint of … rich suburban matrons? dunno, something… recently suffered through over an hour of powerlessness, a state of being which surely must not agree with her. In any case, how did the world learn the news? Martha is a Twit. A Twitterer. A Twittererer. Whatever. Martha is, you know, it.

You can just ask her.

Our captionable pic today comes (probably apocryphally, but you can never tell) from that self-same Twitter stream, an unfettered, unfiltered window into the Mind of Martha in realtime. Are you ready for this? Click to enlarge and as always, do your best or your worst in the comments section. But Martha demands nothing less than your best!

The Friday Caption Contest: It’s a good thing.

Martha does not fart around, bychez

About raincoaster: Small. Stealthy. Snarky.

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2 Responses to “Friday Caption Contest: Martha Stewart Edition”

  1. raincoaster May 9, 2009 at 7:36 am #

    Huh. Not one caption. Either everybody hates Martha or they are TERRIFIED of her.

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