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Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
By Glinda

In the manly-man duel, there could be only one victor.

And that victor, by a ten percent margin, was none other than Mr. Paul Newman. Sorry Mr. Connery, you’re going to have to find a lonely corner of the bar and drown your sorrows in some martinis.

As for today, the challenger has a very different vibe going on. Not exactly what anyone would call alpha male, but does musical genius really need all that testosterone?




Friday Caption Contest: Snuggie Edition

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
By raincoaster

This, my friends, is what happens when the undersexed breed. Or adopt, on second thought.

Captions in the comments. You know how this works, so work it!


Madonna shut out of the export business

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
By raincoaster

Madonna Mandala

In her glorious, angel-blessed and wholly beneficent race to out-UN Angelina Jolie (she’s got some catching up to do) Madonna’s selfless effort to rescue a child from Africa has been dealt a serious blow by some nameless dude in Malawi. Well, I suppose he does have a name.

It starts with “Your Honor.”

A judge in Malawi has rejected pop singer Madonna’s application to adopt a second child in the country on residency grounds.

The judge, based in the capital of Lilongwe, stated that prospective parents must be a resident of Malawi for 18 to 24 months before they are able to adopt, a judge and lawyer told the Associated Press.

True, she got around that the first time by … being staggeringly rich and throwing her money around. She’s still staggeringly rich, but is it possible that someone’s decided Malawi’s children are not for export? How dare they! Surely if some Malawian nouveau riches descended upon foster homes all over North America, shopping for something cute to take back duty-free, we’d let them, if there were a playground or a Head Start center in it?


Down a Dark Pathway

Friday, April 3rd, 2009
By raincoaster

You know how it is with kids: they see it, they think it’s cool, they want to copy it. And then the parents have to step in and say, “No, Susie, I think six is too young for a tattoo,” or “No, Bobby, you may NOT have a double Scotch on the rocks,” or “Alice, I don’t care what you heard at recess, purity rings are not a sign you’re ‘hot.'”

Eventually the day comes (to almost every parent of a daughter and a certain number of parents of sons) when your child discovers makeup and begins to make the first of many tragic face mistakes.

Look at poor Suri Cruise here:

Suri Cruise needs a mary kay intervention

It’s just sad that neither the parents nor the Scientology Celebrity Center saw fit to intervene. It’s a small step from that to this:

Pamela Anderson lipliner atrocity

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