The Preggo Shuffle Rap

Has it come to this?

Pregnant women have many crosses to bear (even the non-Christian ones!): unsolicited advice, strangers fondling their tummies, the stares of beady-eyed office workers on the bus trying to decide if they’re actually carrying child or just chubby. But there is no indignity thrust apon the noble mothers-to-be of this world greater than this, my friends.

Kathy Smith’s Preggo Shuffle Rap.

Seriously, she makes Vanilla Ice look like Public Enemy. Lyrics below.

Via BiggestIdiotOnTheInternet.

Now they call this work
And they call that labour
But it’s all great fun
Just grab your neighbor.

No need to jump.
No need to scuffle.
Mommas get on down.
Do the prego [sp? did they sponsor this?] shuffle.
Do the prego shuffle.
Do the prego shuffle.
Do the prego shuffle.

Hey I dig my waddle
It’s okay with me
Cause every day’s a new
Center of Grav-I-Ty!

Sorry, overcome, I can’t go on… at least I finally learned how to pronounce “Kegel”. Now to come up with an excuse to use it in conversation!