Hot Mama Tip: Urban Decay Pocket Rocket
Ahem, we’re starting the weekend off pretty racy, aren’t we? But hey, that’s how Glinda rolls.
Today, I will be honest in saying I have no idea if these Pocket Rocket lip glosses are actually any good (although since they are Urban Decay, I’m betting they are). No, what I’m interested in is the packaging, my friends.
Each lip gloss has a holographic picture of a hot guy. When the mood strikes you, a simple flick of the wrist will undress your chosen boy toy. Supposedly it’s got pheromones in it or something, blah blah blah. All I care about are the dudes.
It’s about damn time we got something like this, isn’t it ladies? Here is a sampling of some of the man cake.

Perhaps a little David to get your pulse going?

Or maybe some Doug to rock your world?

How’s about some James?

Julio comes with bonus practically naked baby!

And finally, my favorite, Timothy. I’ve always had a thing for preppy guys with ripped abs.
It’s too bad my birthday already passed. I’ll have to make up some holiday like “Thank God It’s the End of the School Year” (teacher holiday) and ask people to buy me the set. Then again, that’s a long ways off and I could use a pick-me-up before June. I’ll have to put my thinking cap on…
St. Patrick’s Day? Easter?