The Unicorn War

February 6, 2009 in That's Just Wrong with Comments Off

In a state of media blackout on both sides, we have only visual clues to decipher the horrible events of yesterday at Timmy’s house.

First, the stomach-churning trails of blood…

I killed a unicorn

Then this, a sketch of the suspect provided by Timmy’s big sister Ellen, who was hiding in the shed with her boyfriend at the time of the attacks.

Deadly Unicorn

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