Quiz: What’s Your Celebrity Baby Name?
By raincoasterHell, even with this pitiful handle I could still lord it over Bronx Mowgli! You just know that when they hit eighteen every one of these poor kids is going to head to the courthouse with nickles and dimes saved from their jobs interning for Vanity Fair and get a name change to Susan or Albert. I have a book that says that celebrities, when really stuck for names, simply call their children after virtues they, themselves, do not possess. In a roundabout way, it explains Apple.
So, who would you be as a celebrity baby? Answers in the comments plzthxkbai.
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is: Heaven Boo |
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February 2nd, 2009 at 10:49 am
I am Sunbeam Moon. Hippy Chick!
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Rose Iris. Flower power!
February 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Glinda, you obviously belong to the Affleck-Garners. Jennie, perhaps you’re a Kate Hudson baby? Or Matthew McConaughey?
I’m very disappointed that Viggo Mortensen, Hollywood Flower Child Extraordinare, has a son named Henry. Not even Henry Livingston Seagull. Just Henry.
February 2nd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Ireland LeeLee. Maybe I’m a Beckham! Sweet!
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
Isn’t Ireland the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger? Pretty decorative genes you’ve got there.
February 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Fuchsia Bamboo. I’m heading down to the courthouse after I clean out that loose change from under my couch.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:47 am
I think Fuchsia Bamboo was Bobby Trendy’s birth name. Or it should have been!
March 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Daisy Boo is the baby name of Jools Norton and Jamie Oliver. I love the name they choose for their child.