Last week I wanted to know how you would react if Clinton and Stacy from “What Not to Wear” came for you. Thirty five percent of you would be thrilled, twenty percent would dread the bob haircut coming your way, and twenty five percent would want to kill their friends, but go on the show anyway.
Today, I HAVE to ask you about the woman who gave birth to octuplets last week.
Hell, even with this pitiful handle I could still lord it over Bronx Mowgli! You just know that when they hit eighteen every one of these poor kids is going to head to the courthouse with nickles and dimes saved from their jobs interning for Vanity Fair and get a name change to Susan or Albert. I have a book that says that celebrities, when really stuck for names, simply call their children after virtues they, themselves, do not possess. In a roundabout way, it explains Apple.
So, who would you be as a celebrity baby? Answers in the comments plzthxkbai.
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is: Heaven Boo |
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