This spring, one of the hottest looks is fake eyelashes.

That might be all well and good for the single gal who’s got oodles of time to sit and glue them on.

That isn’t me.

So what’s the next best thing? An eyelash curler!

I admit I was skeptical. Even though as the years have drifted by and my eyelashes keep drifting southward, I didn’t think an eyelash curler would make a whole lot of difference.

Well, this is Glinda’s mea culpa, because I was so very wrong. After doing the research, I went ahead and got the Shu Uemura Eyelash Curler because it is acknowledged far and wide as the best curler out there. No pinching, no pulling, gets all the lashes in one swoop. And better yet, you can fool people into thinking you are more awake than you actually are! Always a bonus at those PTA meetings!

So, spend the three dollars more for a fantastic eyelash curler. I promise you won’t regret it.

Shu Uemura eyelash curler.

What have we been telling you about this guy all along? If you want to know who to blame for Jennifer Aniston’s broken heart, look no farther than this twitching tempter, the evil Elmo!

via JustJared.