For lo, I am laid there (low) with some strange bug that makes it feel exactly like I have a fully functioning electric toothbrush inside my colon. Not that I know exactly what that is like. Oh, perish the thought. This just kinda feels exactly like that.

So I have, in consequence and as a result thereof, been indulging in a few of my favorite activities, namely eating delivered food, watching historic/fantasy action flicks starring hot men (like this one and this other one) and swearing like a rabid truckdriver.

So, don’t do that. At least not until you’ve got your own apartment where nobody can laugh at you.

Do play the following, somewhat earnest but rather sweet video. Play it many times. Because when he’s nursing the black eyes he will be getting on the playground for posting it, at least a high view count will make him feel a little better.

This entry was posted on Monday, January 26th, 2009 at 1:50 pm by raincoaster and is filed under Boys Will Be Boys. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.