Hot Mama Tip: Too Faced Smurfette Collection
Saturday, January 24th, 2009By Glinda
For aging women like myself, who long to recapture our youthful good looks, Too Faced cosmetics has a plan. “Let’s take them back to their childhoods!” they cackled in their brainstorming session. “We’ll design a collection around a cartoon character they loved as kids! That’ll get ’em, hook, line, and sinker!”
Uhhh, no.
I hated the Smurfs, and especially Smurfette, with a passion. She always seemed to be a helpless victim of the patriarchy, and I could never understand why she was the only woman. And really, I didn’t want to.
So, this particular makeup collection’s charms are completely and utterly wasted upon me. But, maybe someone else will want to apply makeup with a blonde, bimbo-y airhead as their inspiration? Looking “So Smurfy” or “Smurfy-Eyed” has never been a goal of mine, and if it’s yours, then all the Smurfy power to you.
Too Faced So Smurfy IlluminationFace Powder
Too Faced Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss
Too Faced So Smurfy Eye Shadow Collection