Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0
Even though he’s a handsome devil, Errol Flynn could not quite capture the vote to unseat Cary Grant. And really, Errol did look very manly even whilst playing Robin Hood in tights. A very tough thing to pull off, if you ask me.
So, who will Cary be facing this week?
How about a man who projects an image exactly the opposite that of Mr. Grant? Whereas Grant is seen as suave and debonair, our challenger is best known as a violent, brooding rebel. But damn, he’s a good looking bad boy. Let’s agree that we will judge the challenger on his photo here rather than what we knew him to be in his later years, ‘k?
Because I love Carol and I think that some contestants are being unfairly judged because their photo does not size down as well as their opponent’s, I’m going to try something new.

Versus

I never got the appeal of Brando until I watched “On the Waterfront.” Then I got it. Hubba hubba.
I’d still rather have filet mignon and a fine wine at Sardis than beer and a hot dog at the bowling alley. Definitely, Cary. He would understand my need of superior styled shoes.