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A Guide to Bunkbed Buying

By raincoaster

Bunkbeds is probably the coolest sales site I’ve ever seen, and you should totally buy your next bunkbeds from them. Because why? Because hellOOOOOO, what other children’s furniture site offers hawt, bleeding edge internet quiz goodness like How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunkbed With A Velociraptor? Eh? I ask you.

What more do you want?

The Ground Rules

  • Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
  • The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
  • The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
  • You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk

Try and outlast me, gentle readers! I make that velociraptor my bitch for a full minute and nineteen juicy seconds!

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.

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2 Responses to “A Guide to Bunkbed Buying”




  1. Glinda Says:

    I’m a wimp, I only lasted 47 seconds. Just call me velociraptor bait!




  2. raincoaster Says:

    So far the toughest person I know is a very upper-crust Englishwoman. If I’m ever in a fight, I want one of those with me; she went a full minute twenty-two with the beastie!












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