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The Lonely Spice Girl

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
By Glinda


Oh Posh! How do you do it? How do you navigate the airport in 5.5 inch Louboutins whilst wrangling two young boys?

But wait, wait! I’ve found your secret! Does anyone else notice the rather frightening similarities?


Although I’m pretty sure that the people holding your strings aren’t nearly as happy as these people are.


A Guide to Bunkbed Buying

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
By raincoaster

Bunkbeds is probably the coolest sales site I’ve ever seen, and you should totally buy your next bunkbeds from them. Because why? Because hellOOOOOO, what other children’s furniture site offers hawt, bleeding edge internet quiz goodness like How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunkbed With A Velociraptor? Eh? I ask you.

What more do you want?

The Ground Rules

  • Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
  • The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
  • The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
  • You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk

Try and outlast me, gentle readers! I make that velociraptor my bitch for a full minute and nineteen juicy seconds!

I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.

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