Celebrity Dad Faceoff 2.0
By GlindaOh, who am I kidding?
After wrapping twenty four gifts for the Munchkin’s classmates as well as being responsible for the teacher’s gift, my jolliness is ebbing a bit.
So, I have no idea if these guys are even dads, and are only very minor celebrities, if at all.
But who freakin’ cares? They give me, uh, Christmas cheer.
And cheers to you, my dears!
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December 19th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Where’s the option for “They’re both gay, anyways, so just give me the champagne!”?
December 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Tacky.
December 19th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
@Chiken- This is all in good fun. Personally, I find the picture of Jenna Jameson a hell of a lot tackier than these guys.
Oh, wait, but isn’t half the stuff we do on here tacky? This probably shouldn’t be surprising.
December 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Guy w/gift and booze for a great chick flick and shopping. Guy with falling pant problem for dirty deeds and sweaty exercise….Lear…. 😉
December 19th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Did someone page me? I thought I heard my name…
Even if Champagne Santa is gay, that’s fine. I’d far rather drink Champagne with a hot gay man than by myself. How can I make my exes jealous drinking by myself, I ask you?
Also: that better not be a dick in that box. It’s awful small.
December 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I suppose it says something that the first thing I noticed about Champagne Santa was the location of his pantwaist, and my response was to mentally tell him to pull his pants up, for goodness’ sake. The crotch in those things must be around his knees.
December 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I chose the Santa on the left, because the one on the right just looks oily. Ewww!
December 21st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Either one works for me! Thanks for a bright spot in a stressful week!