Moms Who Love Their Lethal Weapons
Thursday, November 13th, 2008By Glinda
As if we didn’t already have enough to worry about in our lives, here come the Moms packing heat, and proud of it!
Another mother — eight months pregnant and with a young child — declared that “our gun is the only way I could defend myself and my children should someone intend to do us harm.”
And there was this disclosure from a police officer mom: “I keep a loaded 9mm in my Coach diaper bag.”
A gun in your diaper bag? Are you nuts?
I mean, do you know how hard it is to find anything in those diaper bags?
I had a difficult enough time finding my son’s favorite teething toy, much less being able to find a gun. And digging through the gaping maw that is the Coach diaper bag in time to point it at the bad guy before he gets away?
Fuhgeddaboudit.
You’d have better luck chucking a bottle at his head.